The grass may be greener on the other side on the fence but someone still has to cut it. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Is it possible to be totally partial? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? |